diff --git a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/eval.ts b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/eval.ts
index fc67146..9a13bcc 100644
--- a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/eval.ts
+++ b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/eval.ts
@@ -1,8 +1,12 @@
+import { unlinkSync, writeFileSync } from 'fs'
+import { join } from 'path'
 import { inspect } from 'util'
+import { runInNewContext } from 'vm'
 import { ApplicationCommandOptionType } from 'discord.js'
 
 import { AdminCommand } from '$/classes/Command'
 import { createSuccessEmbed } from '$/utils/discord/embeds'
+import { parseDuration } from '$/utils/duration'
 
 export default new AdminCommand({
     name: 'eval',
@@ -18,26 +22,73 @@ export default new AdminCommand({
             type: ApplicationCommandOptionType.Boolean,
             required: false,
         },
+        ['inspect-depth']: {
+            description: 'How many times to recurse while formatting the object (default: 1)',
+            type: ApplicationCommandOptionType.Integer,
+            required: false,
+        },
+        timeout: {
+            description: 'Timeout for the evaluation (default: 10s)',
+            type: ApplicationCommandOptionType.String,
+            required: false,
+        },
     },
-    async execute(context, trigger, { code, 'show-hidden': showHidden }) {
-        // So it doesn't show up as unused, and we can use it in `code`
-        context
+    async execute(context, trigger, { code, 'show-hidden': showHidden, timeout, ['inspect-depth']: inspectDepth }) {
+        const currentToken = context.discord.client.token
+        const currentEnvToken = process.env['DISCORD_TOKEN']
+        context.discord.client.token = null
+        process.env['DISCORD_TOKEN'] = undefined
+
+        // This allows developers to access and modify the context object to apply changes
+        // to the bot while the bot is running, minus malicious actors getting the token to perform malicious actions
+        const output = await runInNewContext(
+            code,
+            {
+                ...globalThis,
+                context,
+            },
+            {
+                timeout: parseDuration(timeout ?? '10s'),
+                filename: 'eval',
+                displayErrors: true,
+            },
+        )
+
+        context.discord.client.token = currentToken
+        process.env['DISCORD_TOKEN'] = currentEnvToken
+
+        const inspectedOutput = inspect(output, {
+            depth: inspectDepth ?? 1,
+            showHidden,
+            getters: showHidden,
+            numericSeparator: true,
+            showProxy: showHidden,
+        })
+
+        const embed = createSuccessEmbed('Evaluate', `\`\`\`js\n${code}\`\`\``)
+        const files: string[] = []
+        const filepath = join(Bun.main, '..', `output-eval-${Date.now()}.js`)
+
+        if (inspectedOutput.length > 1000) {
+            writeFileSync(filepath, inspectedOutput)
+            files.push(filepath)
+
+            embed.addFields({
+                name: 'Result',
+                value: '```js\n// (output too long, file uploaded)```',
+            })
+        } else
+            embed.addFields({
+                name: 'Result',
+                value: `\`\`\`js\n${inspectedOutput}\`\`\``,
+            })
 
         await trigger.reply({
             ephemeral: true,
-            embeds: [
-                createSuccessEmbed('Evaluate', `\`\`\`js\n${code}\`\`\``).addFields({
-                    name: 'Result',
-                    // biome-ignore lint/security/noGlobalEval: This is fine as it's an admin command
-                    value: `\`\`\`js\n${inspect(await eval(code), {
-                        depth: 1,
-                        showHidden,
-                        getters: true,
-                        numericSeparator: true,
-                        showProxy: true,
-                    })}\`\`\``,
-                }),
-            ],
+            embeds: [embed],
+            files,
         })
+
+        if (files.length) unlinkSync(filepath)
     },
 })
diff --git a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/exception-test.ts b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/exception-test.ts
index 68ac9c8..a9017ca 100644
--- a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/exception-test.ts
+++ b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/exception-test.ts
@@ -11,7 +11,10 @@ export default new AdminCommand({
             description: 'The type of exception to throw',
             type: ApplicationCommandOptionType.String,
             required: true,
-            choices: Object.keys(CommandErrorType).map(k => ({ name: k, value: k })),
+            choices: [
+                { name: 'Process', value: 'Process' },
+                ...Object.keys(CommandErrorType).map(k => ({ name: k, value: k })),
+            ],
         },
     },
     async execute(_, __, { type }) {
diff --git a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/reload.ts b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/reload.ts
index ada207c..6fcc71d 100644
--- a/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/reload.ts
+++ b/bots/discord/src/commands/admin/reload.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
+import { dirname, join } from 'path'
 import { AdminCommand } from '$/classes/Command'
-import { join, dirname } from 'path'
 
 import type { Config } from 'config.schema'
 
@@ -8,7 +8,12 @@ export default new AdminCommand({
     description: 'Reload configuration',
     async execute(context, trigger) {
         const { api, logger, discord } = context
-        context.config = ((await import(join(dirname(Bun.main), '..', 'config.js'))) as { default: Config }).default
+        logger.info(`Reload triggered by ${context.executor.tag} (${context.executor.id})`)
+
+        // Apparently the query strings only work with non-Windows "URLs", otherwise it'd just infinitely hang
+        const path = `${Bun.pathToFileURL(join(dirname(Bun.main), '..', 'config.js')).toString()}?cache=${Date.now()}`
+        logger.debug(`Reloading configuration from: ${path}`)
+        context.config = ((await import(path)) as { default: Config }).default
 
         if ('deferReply' in trigger) await trigger.deferReply({ ephemeral: true })
 
@@ -32,6 +37,6 @@ export default new AdminCommand({
         await discord.client.login(process.env['DISCORD_TOKEN'])
 
         // @ts-expect-error: TypeScript dum
-        await trigger[('deferReply' in trigger ? 'editReply' : 'reply')]({ content: 'Reloaded configuration' })
+        await trigger['deferReply' in trigger ? 'editReply' : 'reply']({ content: 'Reloaded configuration' })
     },
 })